Twisted Humor: Religious Side Effects

Need something to help with everyday life. Try a free per-Script-ion that is taken when you engross yourself in the Gos-pill. Clinical trials have shown zero side effects when taken it daily with dose of reality. Taken by itself can lead the user into becoming a religious zealot.
Doctor's have recently discovered new side effects to taking the free per-Script-ion, which includes but not limited to plastering crosses on vehicles, forcing the Gos-pill on others, hearing voices to sacrifice others in large groups using grape flavored koolaide, hallucinations of dates that could be the end and others not listed. If you or a loved one are experiencing any of these symptoms, promptly contact a priest for an exorcism. If that fails, please contact your local psychiatrist to be prescribed drugs that will sedate the voices in your head.
Unfortunately there are side effects for the friends who are around the Gos-pill users. Some symptoms can be mild to severe if left untreated. Mild and temporary side effects include driving you insane, which can cause you to lash out on your other friends to prolong psychobabble on ideals you don't believe in. Severe and prolonged side effects can cause serious and irreversible damage to normal healthy relationships. In most cases treatments include breaking off friendship with religious zealots. In some cases it has been proven difficult to escape, seek medical advice to slip them some lithium, to allow you to make your escape much smoother
Taking the free per-Script-ion, Gos-pill can help regulate your life when taken with a healthy dose of reality. Please consult a physician before taking any per-Script-ions.

Irenia Guajardo
~Hellz Writer~

Lethal Love by Elizabeth Reeves

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Words can't express
My heart's ache for you

This pain is severe
Cuts are bone-deep
You left scars
I'm forced to keep
My world is painted grey
With spots of red blood
An eternal display
Of the effects of your love

It might be lethal
It might just kill me
My heart enjoys it
No matter how deadly

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Words can't express
My heart's ache for you
Ain't no tellin'
What it'll do
I can't control
My heart's ache for you

This pain you inflict
Is what keeps me here
My heart just wants more
Whenever you're near
My brain screams, "Stop!"
My heart begs, "More!"
Sanity in the balance
I'm not "me" anymore

It might be lethal
It might just kill me
My heart enjoys it
No matter how deadly

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Words can't express
My heart's ache for you
Ain't no tellin'
What it'll do
I can't control
My heart's ache for you

Forever scarred
Slowly dying
My heart is joyous
I am crying
So masochistic
Wanting the pain
My heart don't care
I'm going insane

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Words can't express
My heart's ache for you
Ain't no tellin'
What it'll do
I can't control
My heart's ache for you

This was written by my niece.....it reminds me of what I would write....there is somethings that she says that sounds like a mini me....wow....the world does cycle another...lol

Irenia Guajardo
~Hellz Writer~

Repulsion by Elizabeth Reeves

The sticky fluid
Sickly crimson red
It makes me woozy
And light in my head

The word alone
Can make me sick
The thought comes
I shudder, "ick"

Everyone has it
It's just part of life
I don't know why
It causes me strife

The thought of it dripping
The scent filling the air
I'd have to sprint
To get out of there

Nausea overwhelms me
The sight and smell
Causing my stomach
To react as well


The red fluid, blood
Makes my head spin
My stomach weak
And my temper thin

The smell is sickening
It makes me gag
Yes, I can smell it
I'm not trying to brag

Think what you want
I just can't stand it
Why it sickens me??
I don't understand it

~~This poem is written by my niece, Elizabeth Reeves who happens to be a lot like me....I love her work and told her I was going to post two of them on my blogs.  I love how she writes especially the next poem that I will post. I will also be posting the long awaited apology letter that I had wrestled with...either to post it or not....but hearing some words...It's something I need to do.

Irenia Guajardo
~Hellz Writer~

Lost Love

Soothing darkness surrounding the room

Thoughts of you running through

Mind trying to go enter gentle slumber

Haunted memories of what was

Show me how to forget about you

Guide me away from the longing

Shine your light in my sleepless nights

Resting tired head in to tranquil dreams

Hoping to not dream of what is lost

Wishing to turn back the hands of time

Can't stop loving what made me happy

Time heals all wounds, so they say

Open wounds still lingering behind

Wishing that you would heal the hurt

Haunting memories of a lost love

Help me reach that peaceful slumber

Irenia Guajardo
~Hellz Writer~

Author's Note: Revised

After this strange week that led in to this weekend.....I have decided to alter the Author's Note....I believe it to be more fitting due to the circumstances.  I thought when I put it together that the way it was created was just fine, till I learned some hard to swallow truths.  And now, I think changing it all around.....makes this more fitting and for me more spiritually rewarding.

In completion of this intricate collection of words sewn together to formulate my book of poems it has been an upward journey of the heart and soul.  Not only did I have to dig deep within my own soul to find the true horrors and pleasures of my life, but taking inspiration from others as well as story ideas that I have written down.  Even though I left a margin of these people on my dedication and acknowledgments.  There are others that were not named, but yet they held an impact on my life to guide me on my path to my ultimate destination.

Originally I had this middle segment in my acknowledgments, but it seems that things have changed since the first edition of this book.  I really owe a lot to a special man, in a short amount of time, he captivated both my heart & my soul and never thought in a million years that such a person could ever existed on this planet.  Trevor Thomas Murray, you allowed me to see things in a whole new way and even though some of these poems remind me of you, but written before I met you.  Who knew the inspiration-the muse was really out there and not in my imagination or from another source?  Your faith and drive really kept me going, even though you have left my side, you will always be in my heart. 

It has been a great blessing to share these with my friends and now the world. In each poem there is a different meaning to others, but to be touched by each and feel the journey is the greatest goal attained.

Irenia Guajardo

~Hellz Writer~

Acknowledgments: Revised

When it existed, I would like to thank all the wonderful souls that were on Yahoo 360 for not only reading and commenting on my two blogs, but also offering some wonderful inspiration. I have to thank all my wonderful friends that stood by it all giving me the encouraging push to keep trudging on. Especially Barbara Pulaski-Ransom for constant challenging me in what I can write, “Dark Night” was written for you. My lovely co-workers that got to read the pre-things even though it was covered in ink where my corrections have been made.

The amazing artistic talent of Nick Rose for taking my vision and turning it in to an art form. With out you, this would still be floating on the back burner of my mind. I was very pleased with how he kept me in the loop of every step of the way and upon seeing the final results took my breath away. Thanks to the model, Madison Johns with out her posing in the strange ways, this cover would not have gotten done.

Irenia Guajardo

~Hellz Writer~

Movie History

Yes, this is a picture taken from the credits that has my name on it....from Cory J. Udler's Incest Death Squad 2 of course it is funny to see Trevor Murray's name above mine...so no matter what...he has been immortalized next to me.....ironic....but either way...I am pretty stoked about this little piece of cinema....so thank you Cory for making me part of the filth {{evil giggles}}

Irenia Guajardo
~Hellz Writer~