Twisted Humor: Religious Side Effects

Need something to help with everyday life. Try a free per-Script-ion that is taken when you engross yourself in the Gos-pill. Clinical trials have shown zero side effects when taken it daily with dose of reality. Taken by itself can lead the user into becoming a religious zealot.
Doctor's have recently discovered new side effects to taking the free per-Script-ion, which includes but not limited to plastering crosses on vehicles, forcing the Gos-pill on others, hearing voices to sacrifice others in large groups using grape flavored koolaide, hallucinations of dates that could be the end and others not listed. If you or a loved one are experiencing any of these symptoms, promptly contact a priest for an exorcism. If that fails, please contact your local psychiatrist to be prescribed drugs that will sedate the voices in your head.
Unfortunately there are side effects for the friends who are around the Gos-pill users. Some symptoms can be mild to severe if left untreated. Mild and temporary side effects include driving you insane, which can cause you to lash out on your other friends to prolong psychobabble on ideals you don't believe in. Severe and prolonged side effects can cause serious and irreversible damage to normal healthy relationships. In most cases treatments include breaking off friendship with religious zealots. In some cases it has been proven difficult to escape, seek medical advice to slip them some lithium, to allow you to make your escape much smoother
Taking the free per-Script-ion, Gos-pill can help regulate your life when taken with a healthy dose of reality. Please consult a physician before taking any per-Script-ions.

Irenia Guajardo
~Hellz Writer~